Shalalm Baskur

The Words of the Disciple Delerat - Chapter 2

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:20:56 -0400

I had a one two beer so I’m not very drunk,mbut I had chocolate too so I’m totally crunk(that’s chocolate drunk).

Also I’m a light weight and maybe didnt eat enough to counter beer. It’s hard to tell when I’m drunk or buzzed cause my soelling is hardlzy okay well this ipad isnt easy to type on, but you can tell I’m buzzed when I miss some apostrophes which I toally did and almot OCD went back and fixed it,. I just moved and am having trouble working places I’ve worked before ao now I have to try to work places I haven’t and it irks me. I should be excited to learn new thingsmthugh, but smetimes I jut want to be cmplacent at my job so I dont have to unwind at home and can do creative things, cause oddly the creative things dont unwind me ad much s strapping into Mount & Blademfor the 757 hour and stab dudes from my cool horse… I miss that game. I went on probation from it when they announced M&B 2 Bannerlord cause I know I“‘ll lose more triple digit hours to it. Like an M,O but more fun and more of a game and less social. The only similarity is playing it in your underwear.

Anyways, I should go to bed, or play more PvZ. Did anyone else go back to it after they updated? Achevements, all thse minigames, a garden to take care of, microtransactions with coins, a crazy snail you can feed chcocolate to, and omg the endless modes. That’s where the game really shines. Playing the mana endless modes and trying to go forever is so fun and hard. It’s the fist game I’ve thought “Dude, you should write a guide for this with number crunching spreadsheet” Thats me addreess ing my self bytw. Visiting family is fun, but it’s PvZ / bed time now. Have a good night dudes. I hope you have a good one or two.

Shalalm Baskur
(Please people, the proper response is Baskur al Shalalm. I’ve watched so many disgrace this. I will go nerd lore nerd on our own canon if I have to.)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:49:04 -0400

The Words of the Disciple Strangeblades - Chapter 10

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:48:39 -0400

KExx. You f((k that mother-eventual-f(((er yup ! To the moon ! Make him regret being a stable collectiohn of atoms and sh(t! Kexx!!!!

BEER Ans Shoot Many Robots ease the apin aof abeing alive . NO waoit. I love being alive and shtuff. It eases the pain of a busy work worrk week in a job ai LI veo in a job I love. I wrote about a motorcylce cerash with a semi! I saw chunks of human fat on the boikke bike as it gouged a leg. That sas something. I did a story on a coroner’s report. DAVINCI! Oh yeah. I ovecered an I co vered a provincial election. Wow. I can spell and shtuuf. A+DID any see that Steam game Reus? WHere you play a giant helping people. That’s cool. It’ls like the green giant but not as scary as my wife thinks the green gaint is. She’s weird.

Oh snap. I played a boardgame! Another one! It’s getting to be a bhait. I went to kelowna and dropped in and played ZOMBIECIDE! It was fun and all. Two players were thinking about what to do. My wife went along with it. The guy teaching us went along with it. I decided to f((k sh(t up! Is that a zombie in the opposite dierction of where we’re going?! Yup. Tghat’s thge direction for me then. ! Whee! I was such a badass! PIMP MOBIEL CMAE OUT AN D STUFF!

The Words of the Disciple Strangeblades - Chapter 9

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:46:39 -0400

Man, My bro is asognina gonna hioook me uip wsoo sowo sweet tiwht with bc’s b est weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Can’t wait. ASctually, ican’t wait so I gonna hit that guy up I met for a story this week for some sweet plant-product. Sorry seans - dpmn’t mean to bring some lillegeal activitaaaay to GWJaaaaaaay. Wohol.. OMY act is cerazy. Gonna bp[lay me some far cry 3 !!! Blood DARGON!

My wife and I waxed poetic and sh*t on our balcony. Living poor in penticton is sawsome. because it’s penticton. BC peeps - get5 your ass to mars and then Penticton. Exterminator. Wow, now that ‘s a poster with flame and sh*t slhooting out the barrel. dBAM!

The Pronouncement of Kexx

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:45:43 -0400

I love Strangeblades. He gets it. He f*cking gets it. End all, be all.

The Words of the Disciple Strangeblades - Chapter 9

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:45:16 -0400

Hol;y sh*t. Far cry # ids f**king awesome. Main dude is b**ching about having to do tutorial missioni. I f((king love. it. I’m not goana post pictures as tiw will wspoil what’s going on. ANd sh*t. Did you know I did a story abtodyay about four dogs being fed rapt posion. Rat posion. Poison. Two died. Very sad. I hated that. Two lived - very hapy. I petted one. Nice doggie Anyhoo, guy who owned dogs seiad he can hook me with what’s legal in Colorado and Washington (state). Cool. I’m a total virigin with that stuff. Anyhoo. Talk to ou later. M uch drink.s Love. Feeeeeeeeeeel.

Canadian Club GINGERA ALE POP Sucks.

Now Kahlua and chocolate almond milk - rules..

The Words of Kexx - Chapter 9

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:42:26 -0400

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skaktzars bnuum

The Words of the Disciple avggeek

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:41:48 -0400

Many doublr shots of chivas alter,it hink I should have kept my mouth shut when talking to people I had just met :/

The Words of the Disciple ccesarano - Chapter 10

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:41:23 -0400

I can’t think of anyting to say other than how awesome metal is. Sadly I’ve been preoccupied.

Which reminds me don’t read the Boogle dating thread. It is iflled with my stupidieiteisd. I’m awesome I swar.

So aweome I almost have a Pulasdfasdflasf Peasant Night as my best melee combat warrior for Caslte Crasher.s Becuase it’s still a ood game.

Also, Worsdsmythe, I’m sorry I haven’t gotten that article rewritten or you. I’ll get it to you as soon as I can.

Shalalm Baskur.

The Words of Kexx - Chapter 8

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:40:28 -0400

Unleeeeeeeeeeeeeash the beassssssssssttttttttt!!!!

I fkucing wnt drinking fonight!!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! it’s beenn monts since ilast wentdrinkingg!!!!!!!!!!woooooooo o!!

okokokokokok, so here’s whatbeens hppening:<”

thersthis chickpwhos freknig20yrs odl, so yeah, verything werhes it sup9osed bto be,which is ool. tis was2yras ago, so shem ightbe not 20yrrold now… but! ok, ewe havnarra ngement thatwe basicly re fukbodies, thinfis, shemovedd awy n hnow wer ocsionly seeach otterr whenvershi coms to mu homtonw,

so butthis is not ocmn, selifs far way so we webcm tlak and fcbookk talk nd whtspupp tlk so thats whow we styin toucgh..pointis

we made bet durinf soscars, nd i won, and wht we hbt was she whad to sendiry dirty nked picuturs and seh hasn sendt thm yet so she will comdonw next weeknds# nd a;wi’ll dnthen to the picstures livee whici sis awomse

woooooooooooo

aslo, nofinsb eter thn johnuywlkaer

The Words of the Disciple ccesarano - Chapter 9

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:38:49 -0400

Do you feel like how this song sounds? Because that’s how I feel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BSDsYmZREwo

Seriously listen to that guitar solo. It has this friggin’ awesome sort of “loo-loo-loo” that I f*cking love. I need to learn this on guitar. Y’know, when I’m good at it.

I should probably get to practicing more.

No seriously. I had a date tonight, even though it was never officially declared a date. But it was me, cute chick, and no one else. And it was a good time. I now sasdfl;kasdf know it was a good time because she told me she had a wonderful time. Chicks don’t just say that man!

So I’m fee’lin like f*cking Manowar over here or something.

I’
m gonna listen to that song agin.

Also, Gsdlfjasld;fkj f*ck drinking man alcohol. Godiva White Choclate is so f*cking good a liquerueruerururururur.

So good.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:35:14 -0400

The Words of the Disciple ccesarano - Chapter 8

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:33:39 -0400

Shalalm baskur from PAX mufdah figgahs. Someone has t frapulize some drafting frogohs from here so it may as well be me. ON A PHONE WAAAAUUUGU

So I mad Elysium spill his drink by surprise hugging him from behind and saying I’m the GWJer you’re looking from. I do NT fully get the joke but who cares it was funny.

This PAX is best PAX. I gamed with McIrishJihad, waited on line for The Last of Us with Aoemebic and played a. Are. Game about wizards casting spells with fck I can’t remember. So many games so many people and holy crap auto. Erect is good.

Except three. That’s just funny.

Shapalm baskyr! So much weekend to go

The Words of the Disciple ccesarano - Chapter 7

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:32:58 -0400

Alcohol is delicious and for some reason certain keys on my keyboard feel sticky. I don’t know if it’s the alcohol or if my keyboard needs a good cleaning. And no, you sick jerks, it isn’t because I’ve been scrubbin’ the the Diglett if’n you know’n what I’m meanin’.

Swingers is a fantastic movie. It has moments tht ar epoinful. f*ck. painful. But they are only so painful because I know I’ve done dumb ass sh*t myself and have been just as much an ass. Such a good movie. I have too many good movies, though. I want to be able to show all my friends but they don’t live as close as I expected. In NJ my friends were like the distance between Downingtown and West Chester. Now my friends in PA are like the distance beteween my town in NJ and Cherry Hill. People have to drive 30-60 minutes. What the f*ck man? I dunno.

I need to make closer firneasldkfjasld;jkfas;lf Friends I guess.

I’ma go and watch these Harlem Shake videos my roommate is watching. They’re stupid and pointless, but when you see the YouTube video “Harlme Reacts to Harlem Shake” and are then inspired to search for the history of Harlem Shake and discover that the actual dance and the meme are barely connected and yet it can seem racist or prejudiced or just plain ignorant or arrogant or whatever, it’s interesting. Sociology I guess.

I’ll try to be back. I get drunk too often without posting here. Though I suppose I say little worthwhile Iunless I discuss metal.

Also: this time next week I’ll be grabbing Irish Jihad by the collar and being like “THOS WHO FIIIIIGHT MUTHA f*ckA!” or “PROMTOSDFLKJDF PROTOMEN!”

The Words of the Disciple Strangeblades - Chapter 8

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:32:16 -0400

Oh, hello.

Wow. THme MY brain is drifting on a sea of boooooze. Hee. Flota flooat float float float. We all float down there siad the scar cl\own.

Did I mention my steeven king love/? I use dto love the Bard of Small-Town America, but then he went verbose on us all. Ugh. Only thye Dark Tower series stayed cool. Alhthough I loved Cell. THat was the sh*t.

Why I ahve foudn this thread? It’s incocniveicable. Ha. WHee. WHat/ ? THmm. THere might be nausea involved. Oh wait. Something meaningful? Not likely

The Words of the Disciple ccesarano - Chapter 6

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:29:46 -0400

Two nights in a row I’m f*cking drunk. Last night I didn’t get to post, dtongighdkljaskdfasdf

Tonight I remember to sodo so. f*ck.

Evan Eiklsjdf;laskjdf

Evan Williams Honey Reserve is delicious.

So delicious.

I f*cking suck though. No matter how much hewenssjadlkfasldf when I’m sober I am occupied by ambition , deep down inside I want a girlfriend. I want to f*ck. I want to be touching boobs. I want to be showing affection and I cannot. I just suck at this. I dunno what the f*ck I’m doing. I’m around thchicks that are single and taken, and I dunno what I’m doing. I just don’t know. I want to not be distractied halfway through a frakin frogohs post.

Sorry. Showed people my RamblePak64. hwhich you should share because I put a lot of effor tinto that.

Which is the thing. Sober so much, and I kep theingkasgfas;lfj thinking about awesome stuff tliek Ramble Pak and my blog. But when I’m drunk with attractive nerdy chicks that I wish I could be dating or f*cking or at least groping becuase they’re awesome and attractive and I like their personalities becuae the yr’sdfjasdl;kfj theyr’e smart and sh*t? Nope. Taken or just…bah.

My fingers are numb.

But yes. Shalalm baskur. Godiva white chocolate and bailey’s and disaronno work together well. My roommates aren’t watching Die Hard like they should. An ddby roommates I mean roommate.

i gotta watch more Die hard.

I need to get over myself and f*cking hit on chicks or something I dunno. Life sucks. Romance sucks. The implulse to spread one’s seed is inconvenient.

The Words of the Disciple CptDomano

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:28:12 -0400

So I may have druknly bought Euro Truck Simulator 2. Not sure why—but dammits I’m gonna drive all of the trucks in the euro area. all the trucks. then Ima gonna “TOOT TOOT” at all the cars I pass.

That’s right.

TOOT TOOT. And Sam Adams. because nothing says “Let’s drive a big rig across europe like Sam m’fing adams”

hehe TOOT TOOT. Actually, I think I’ve got a train whistly somewhere ‘round here too. I should toot that thing. Wait, no. That’ll piss off the wife. I’ll just pretend.

The Words of the Disciple Radical Ans - Chapter 2

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:27:27 -0400

Ih hai g7ys guess what miurdw et by death is aweso.e. I drak all th3 d4ank. Supet davebis her re nanbs urbsayd hi.

Murser. BRICK SQUAD

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BILL BRASKY!!!!!!

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The Words of the Disciple Strangeblades - Chapter 7

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:25:22 -0400

I can’t wait to see what I’ll type in here in about 10 minutes.

I’m still good here.

I thought all the cars across the back lane in the underground parking lot were looking at me.

I’ve think I crossed over to the other side. OH wayao. THeres ha a lot of things thing work awrong with seveyrthing but I can’t find out what it is.

Oh wow. ThE BAY Looks awesome. I thought i WOULDn’
t lkie it thanks to found foiotage and all but goddamn it looks wee sweet. I could get into thtat especially when hammmered. Google The Bay. Not michael bayh. THe Bay. The Bay.

Is my facde rally attached to my skull. So numb bum.

The seasns should really lock this trhead out of th e GWJ site. IT just ecnmouragers encourages bad behavoiur. I thinkp. Or not. Ha.

I love my attempts to correct my grammar and spelling mistakes. Wow. Funny. This sentence is almost perofect.

I’;m saving that last swallow. It looks so good, stiiting sitting there in that glass ctounat taunting me. ctounant? WHat was I treying in to type there. Pfffffffft. GCay ram. Crazy man. Wow. I’m still not as hammered as Kexx/Mexx was when he astarted this tghread. Ke\xx/Mexx. Hee hee. Sorry guys/girls/humans. Your names rhyme nicely. You both make me warm and fuzzy. I love you.\ I love all GWJ. THere I said. it. And it counts. Even thgoutgh II’m 19 billion sheets o th the wind. Wheeee.

Is no\w the time I look at pron?

Shopuld a 40 year old be actring lik,e a tototla boobobobobobobob boob-boob? I think so. I think so.

Did you know there was a lot of …. that on the internet? I’m here to bring you such a fact.

The Words of the Disciple obirano

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:22:51 -0400

Ok. So drinking some. Playing cards against humanity with I laws. Apparently I think abou being dinosaur during sex. Ys fun I like scot. Darn autocorrect. Scotch.